Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Ooops My Bad! I Guess the National Economy is Horrible Too!

Look, we know we have been ranting about Michigan being in a single state recession. And we know that there are some pesky little sources of information out there that are telling you otherwise.

For example, that pinko commie site "Bloomberg" that specializes in economic news is saying that

The U.S. lost its position as the world's most competitive economy to Switzerland as budget and trade deficits prompted a slide to sixth in the World Economic Forum's annual rankings.

Switzerland jumped from fourth place last year and Finland, Sweden, Denmark and Singapore all overtook the U.S. with Japan, Germany, the Netherlands and the U.K. rounding out the top ten in the study of 125 nations by the Geneva-based forum.

Darn those neutral countries to hell! See if we ever save them from the Nazis. Oh wait, we didn't. Well, in my puny little revisionist mind we must have. Either that or they are just commie pinkos who hate America! They hate us for our freedom! (Apparently they don't hate us for our economy because their economy is better.)

Okay, look, I admit it is bad when Singapore has a better economy than the U.S. But this is not the fault of Little Dick DeVos. In fact, I'm sure when Little Dick reads this he will immediately fire some more people in Michigan and locate some more manufacturing in Singapore!!!

It must be Granholm's fault.
She keeps trying to blame President Bush for this single country economic disaster.

Whatever you do, don't read this part of that Bloomberg rag....

. . . the U.S. . . . ranked 69th for its economic environment with the government set to post a fifth consecutive annual budget deficit and after its current account deficit widened more than forecast last quarter to the second-largest on record.
Oh, and just because "Bloomberg" was formed by that Republican guy named Michael Bloomberg, don't let them fool you. They are just a bunch of liberal crybabies. They just liked Clinton because the economy boomed while he was President. They have an irrational hatred for President Bush that has nothing to do with Bush's six year record of destroying our national economy.

Would we lie to you?

(Well.....yes we would. I certainly would. How do you think I got this job as the Chair of the Michigan Grand Ole' Oil Party (GoOP)? It is part of the Republican credo to lie. But don't tell anyone. It will be our little secret.)

Saul AnewAss
Chair, MI GoOP

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