Lies of Interest 9-21-06

47 Days until the Grand Oil Party finds out if Voters Know Our Candidates Are Extremists!!

Broken Calendar: DeVos Slips Back into Middle Ages

PROMISE: "...we must teach religious doctrine to all school children"

RESULT: "If we can't teach creationism in Public Schools, then we must shut them all down and let our wealthy colleagues take their children to our private religious schools."

Little Dickie DeVoss

Sound familiar? Yes. Don't worry, DeVos is just as much of an extremist as the rest of the right wing controlled Republican party.

We believe the new curriculum should focus on why christianity is the only religion in the world that is correct, why we should continue our crusade against the infidels and non-believers, and how to make money through a pyramid scheme. Math, English and Science are overrated and unnecessary.

BUSH DESTROYS U.S. ECONOMY BUT WE BLAME THE GOV ANYWAY

The U.S. economy has lost over 5 million manufacturing jobs since Bush came into office. Clearly, since he is a Republican, that is not his fault. Just because a majority of manufacturing jobs in the Country were located in Michigan and that Michigan was disproportionately impacted by Bush's failed economic policies is no reason to pin the blame on the President.

Clearly it is the Governor's fault. It is her fault because she is both a Democrat and a woman. We all know that Women aren't capable of handling important jobs. They should be home having our manly babies.

BUSH & BUSHCHARD ARE IDENTICAL TWINS

The DNA tests are back, and we have confirmed that Bush and Bushchard are identical twins from different mothers and possibly different fathers as well.

Bushchard's new ad is about new jobs. Particularly the new job he hopes to get this November because he has realized that he is entirely incompetent and unable to perform his current job.




REALLY GOOD LIES TOLD BY US ON TELEVISION

If you want to see some really good lying, catch "Off Our Rockers" this week on PBS. We tell you some great lies about jobs and some even better lies about regulations in the state.

If you want to know when a Republican is lying, just check to see if they are speaking. If so, then yes of course they are lying! Only Democrats are foolish enough to tell the truth.