Thursday, October 26, 2006

DeVos Has His Own Personal Airline!!

Really.

DeVos' family have 14 airplanes. Most of them big ole' jet airliners

Check out the photos of the DeVos airline.

Here are a few pics just to peak your interest:


Monday, October 23, 2006

Information on Scandalous GOP Candidates Across the Country!

If you want more information on just how scandalous the GOP really is, click on some of the links below.

Apparently Republicans really do have a culture of corruption.

--AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl

--AZ-01: Rick Renzi

--AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth

--CA-04: John Doolittle

--CA-11: Richard Pombo

--CA-50: Brian Bilbray

--CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave

--CO-05: Doug Lamborn

--CO-07: Rick O'Donnell

--CT-04: Christopher Shays

--FL-13: Vernon Buchanan

--FL-16: Joe Negron

--FL-22: Clay Shaw

--ID-01: Bill Sali

--IL-06: Peter Roskam

--IL-10: Mark Kirk

--IL-14: Dennis Hastert

--IN-02: Chris Chocola

--IN-08: John Hostettler

--IA-01: Mike Whalen

--KS-02: Jim Ryun

--KY-03: Anne Northup

--KY-04: Geoff Davis

--MD-Sen: Michael Steele

--MI-09: Joe Knollenberg

--MN-01: Gil Gutknecht

--MN-06: Michele Bachmann

--MO-Sen: Jim Talent

--MT-Sen: Conrad Burns

--NV-03: Jon Porter

--NH-02: Charlie Bass

--NJ-07: Mike Ferguson

--NM-01: Heather Wilson

--NY-03: Peter King

--NY-20: John Sweeney

--NY-26: Tom Reynolds

--NY-29: Randy Kuhl

--NC-08: Robin Hayes

--NC-11: Charles Taylor

--OH-01: Steve Chabot

--OH-02: Jean Schmidt

--OH-15: Deborah Pryce

--OH-18: Joy Padgett

--PA-04: Melissa Hart

--PA-07: Curt Weldon

--PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick

--PA-10: Don Sherwood

--RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee

--TN-Sen: Bob Corker

--VA-Sen: George Allen

--VA-10: Frank Wolf

--WA-Sen: Mike McGavick

--WA-08: Dave Reichert

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The MIGOP is Racist

The MI GOP sent out a despicable and racist mailing in the 75th State House District.

The Grand Rapids Press had an article describing it in detail.

This type of activity is unfortunately typical of Saul Anuzis and the Michigan Republicans.

It is despicable and abhorrent behavior.

Anyone who has ever voted Republican should call Saul today and demand that he apologize. His phone number is: 517-487-5413.

Other Key Quotes from Little Dick


Dick at His Audition for Brokeback Mountain
Here are some of Dick DeVos' Best Quotes from the Debates
  • I mean, this is, uh, this is again said.

  • Boy, that’s a hard question.

  • Yes, the Governor needs to remember that the Governor’s not the Governor
  • Well, to suggest that, I think, is to suggest that the people of Michigan can be bought, which as a citizen of Michigan I would find insulting.

  • I am going to be my own economic development director. [Because I'm so good at communicating...]

DeVos Health Care Plan: Get a Job!!

During the debate on Oct. 10th, Dick DeVos gave specifics about his health care plan. He said "the best way to get access to health care is to have a job."

Doesn't that just say it all?


Dick DeVos
Debating

Sunday, October 15, 2006

BUSHchard Shows That He Too Doesn't Know Any Answers!


Hey, and how about that BUSHchard tonight?!

Huh!

He did a great job showing Little Dick some new techniques in how not to answer any questions.

He had his mantra memorized. Just repeat after me. "I am a lawman." "I am a small business owner." Rinse and Repeat.

The more robot-like you say it, the better.


Questions That DeVos Hopes Get Asked

In an attempt to make the Debates less "disappointing", DeVos has submitted a list of suggested questions to the moderators of Monday's Debate.

These questions include the following stumpers:
  1. What is your favorite food?
  2. What is your favorite color?
  3. Have you learned to read yet?
  4. Can you write in script or do you still use block letters?
  5. Are you still afraid of the dark?
Dick has been practicing his answers to these questions all week. Tune into the Debate on Monday and watch how smart he sounds.

If you want to see just how exciting Dick DeVos is in real life, view one of his video blogs.

If you like George Bush, you'll love Dick "DeWeasel" DeVos.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Secret to Dick's Fabulous Tan


Being independently wealthy has its perks -- like this little boat that DeVos likes to ride in.

He doesn't drive it, he rides in it.

He has servants who drive it.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

DeVos: Debate Day Photo Gallery






DeVos Family Relaxing after Debate










Dick Preparing for the Debate






Laura and George Bush Campaigning with DeVos









DeVos after last night's Debate: He has Fallen and he can't get up

Debate Analysis

Little Dick was clearly the winner in Tuesday Night's contest of who can say the oddest things. For example --

* At one point DeVos accused the Governor of "beginning right at the beginning". Gasp. How Could she!


* He also noted that "the governor asserted facts that are different" -- though he didn't tell us what they were different from.


* At one point DeVos said "We have not been able to get it done in our public schools." He didn't tell us what that was that was supposed to be done though -- painting the cafeteria perhaps?

* For a completely unknow reason he stated "Ford most recently announced a departure". Ford left Michigan? Funny, I think I just drove past the HQ yesterday.


* DeVos shamed the SBT as a "bad tax". Tax, go to the doghouse. Bad tax.


* Then there is the classic line where he said, "The governor is not the governor." Nobody really understands why he said that or what he meant, not even Little Dick himself. Maybe he thought she was an imposter!


Why was DeVos crying at the end of the Debate???

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Don't Forget to Look for Betsey DeVos in the Audience Tonight


Glamor Photo of Betsey DeVos
(on one of her better days)

Is it George or Is it Dick?


Here is a picture of Dick DeVos pretending to be George Bush and pretending to be married to Laura Bush!

Gasp. Don't tell "Skullhead" Betsey about this picture!

Trickle Down Economics

Gosh, AMWAY only had sales of $6.4 billion last year.

Well, lucky for us, Dick DeVos is a trickle down Republican.

If it hasn't trickled down to you yet, you must not be working hard enough.

You better go out and buy some more AMWAY motivational tapes.

Dick DeVos Comes Out of the Closet

to reveal that he is a REPUBLICAN!

Gasp. He has been able to hide this part of his identity throughout the race.

DeVos Has the Ability to Create Temporary Low Paying Jobs for All!!!


Dick DeVos has the answer for Michigan workers.

With the help of Little Dick, there are plenty of low paying no-benefit jobs available in West Michigan.

The people that work at Amway are all temporary workers.

DeVos not only outsources to China, but he also outsources to temp staffing firms.

The people that work at Amway are only allowed to work part-time and for less than a year so that DeVos and Amway do not have to pay them any benefits.

These are low wage jobs.

These are just the kinds of jobs we need in Michigan. Like Betsey DeVos has already said, Michigan workers are paid too much. Dick DeVos and Amway are trying to correct that problem. As Governor, DeVos will make certain that no Michigan worker gets paid too much. In fact, his economic plan will make certain they are barely getting paid at all.


(For those of you not living in West Michigan, Access Business Group, AMWAY, Alticor, Quixtar, etc. are all the same thing.)






Signed,

Saul AnewAss
Chair, Michigan Grand Ole' Oil Party

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Diversity in the Big Tent Republicants Party



Though we at the Grand Ole' Oil Party (GoOP) are often accused of being made up of wealthy and selfish white people (plus poor people who are dumb enough to believe our lies about how we care about their issues -- ha ha ha), we are the big tent party.

Take a look at our proud and diverse membership:

Adulterers:
  • Gingrich
  • Giuliani
Pedophiles:
Sex Addicts
Serial Killers & Rapists
  • Ted Bundy
  • George W. Bush
Criminals
  • Jack Abramoff
  • Duke Cunningham
  • Bob Ney
  • Robert Taft

Yes, we Republicants have quite an illustrious membership list. And we owe it all to our fearless leader.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Close up of Betsey DeVos During Debate

Information More Important Than Anything you will Learn from the Debate!!

What is Dick Devos' favorite Food?

Find out here in this exciting, edge of your seat video blog.

This video will certainly peak your interest in tonight's debate!

DeVos: Even Better At Being Inarticulate than Bush!

Governor Granholm will be debating Dick DeVos tonight.

As with Bush, the DeVos team is talking down expectations of their guy.

If you think Bush is inarticulate, wait until you hear DeVos! Our candidate is the BEST at being inarticulate.

If this were a Contest, we are confident our guy would at least be in the top 10 of the most inarticulate people in the world.