Thursday, October 05, 2006

Diversity in the Big Tent Republicants Party

Though we at the Grand Ole' Oil Party (GoOP) are often accused of being made up of wealthy and selfish white people (plus poor people who are dumb enough to believe our lies about how we care about their issues -- ha ha ha), we are the big tent party.

Take a look at our proud and diverse membership:

  • Gingrich
  • Giuliani
Sex Addicts
Serial Killers & Rapists
  • Ted Bundy
  • George W. Bush
  • Jack Abramoff
  • Duke Cunningham
  • Bob Ney
  • Robert Taft

Yes, we Republicants have quite an illustrious membership list. And we owe it all to our fearless leader.

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